OH WHAT THE HELL?!? 'RICO SUAVE' VS. 'THONG SONG' TONIGHT ON ABC?

Tonight's season finale of Celebrity Wife Swap is either going to be colossally bad or will be horrendous but with trademark tunes. The "celebrities," and we use that term loosely in this post, are none other than recording artists Gerardo Mejia and Sisqo. Well just who in the hell is Geraro Mejia? '90s kids may recognize him when he only went by his first name and sang this one-hit wonder.

Not necessarily one of our proudest moments but we get caught up in the trends and fads of the time, am I right? Well he will trade his wife for Sisqo's girlfriend and live in borrowed bliss for a whole week. So what was Sisqo's trademark theme? I think we all the Thong Song from the late 90s.

Wow, we can't wait to see how Gerardo and Sisqo live their post-15 minutes of fame lives! No but wait...I think we can. The only great thing we can say about tonight's episode of Wife Swap, we just couldn't bring ourselves to type "Celebrity" again, is that its the last episode of the season, and hopefully series (fingers crossed!), and one Sunday less until the fall TV season begins.

If you care for it, this monstrosity of a reality show begins at 8 PM on ABC.

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WACKY WEDNESDAY!......HERE COMES SMELLY BOO BOO? WHAAA...?

The train wreck that America can't help watching, better known as Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, returns tonight for a second season. Premiering tonight at 9pm on TLC, the season opener is bringing back an old television favorite...Scratch-and-Sniff!

Creatively marketed as Watch-N-Sniff, television viewers will get a chance to smell all those delightful burps, gases, baby diapers, fish, foot odor, and maybe even some tasty snacks that reek throughout the Thompson household. Not since FOX's successful Smell-O-Vision week in the '90s has a show marketed scratch-and-sniff entertainment. When the scene indicates the precise moment, viewers will scratch and sniff and smell what Honey Boo Boo, Mama June, and the funky bunch are whiffing. Mmmm, we can already sense the smell of rotten milk!

The scratch-and-sniff cards can be found in issues of People and US Weekly magazines. So if you are one of the anxious ones who can't wait for the premiere and want to sniff the Thompsons, be sure to pick up the cards today!

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ANOTHER REALITY SHOW BITES THE DUST...

Oxygen announced today that it has canceled The Glee Project after two seasons. The reality show courted talented singers to participate on the show for a chance to star in an multi-episode arc on the hit FOX show. According to a Oxygen network representative "The Glee Project will not be returning to Oxygen, but we are extremely proud of this series which launched the careers of several talented individuals. The show had so much heart and we thank Ryan Murphy and all of the creative talent who helped make the series a critical darling.” It was reiterated that the decision was in the works several weeks ago and has nothing to do with the recent death of Glee star Cory Monteith.